yOU GUYS WANT A STORY?

BECAUSE I HAVE A FREAKING TERRIBLE STORY ABOUT MY DAD PLAYING A PRANK ON ME AND MY SISTERS TODAY

SO MY DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A SMALL SURGERY ON HIS LEG TODAY AND WE DROPPED HIM OFF BEFORE SCHOOL, OKAY?

WHEN MOM PICKS US UP SHE’S ALL “i have some bad news i’m sorry”

I’M ALL HOLYFUCKINGFUCK DID HE DIE?

THEN SHE’S ALL “he’s has to be amputated”

I THINK I BUSTED MY SORROW FUSE IN MY BRAIN AND I WAS ALL “it’s okay there’s prothetics that are really cool” /sob sob

AND MY SISTER’S ALL “HOW FAR DO THEY HAVE TO CUT IT?”

THEN MY MOM BUSTS OUT LAUGHING AND THAT DINGUSMONGER SAYS “i really didn’t want to be part of this joke i’m sorry”

AND I ANGRILY TEXT MY DAD I FUCKING JUST

DAD OMG